we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Randomize
