Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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