You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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