im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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