I'm drive I can fine osifer
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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