Soap is not a condiment
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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