Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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