would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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