turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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