dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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