"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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