i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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