His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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