we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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