I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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