I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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