you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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