I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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