I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I did not marry a roomba.
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