the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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