Do you still have your period?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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