try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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