She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
