Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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