Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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