Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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