i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
This is the high leading the old right now
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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