Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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