I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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