what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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