I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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