yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
