I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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