CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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