you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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