do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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