sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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