Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Randomize
