To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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