I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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