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say what?
wanna hang out?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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