are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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