O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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