He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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