I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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