is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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