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(843): View more from South Carolina

I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(818): View more from California

he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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(469): View more from Texas

Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.

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(845): View more from New York

I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!

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(650): View more from California

Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night

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