we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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