I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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