Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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