Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
