I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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