Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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