im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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