You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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