She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
